Thursday, October 06, 2005

Things I have never had

Driver's License
Car
Mobile Phone
House
I-Pod
Tattoos
Piercings
Guitar
Any books by French "theory" weenies
X-Box
Che Guevara T-shirt (Note to the "cool-hip" people who do have these shirts. If you are going to wear a shirt with a communist on it at least pick one who accomplished some of his goals like Stalin or Pol Pot. Che was such an idiot that he lost to the Bolivian army.)

6 comments:

KRISTIN said...

LOL

Chris O'Byrne said...

No tattoos! I'm shocked. I thought all history Ph.D.s sported a few tattoos whilst reading the latest French theory drivel and wearing their Che t-shirts. My image of you has changed drastically. :)

KRISTIN said...

LOL @ Chris
I wouldn't have said it better myself ;)

But I'm seriously surprised that you don't have driver's license and a car! Some Americans have convinced me that you are normally born with them over there.

Vito said...

Let's see what I've never had on your list:
iPod (although I bought one for my wife)
piercing
tattoo
Che T-shirt (although I DO have a Trotsky T-shirt)

Chris O'Byrne said...

Yes, I am very surprised that you have never had a driver's license... did you just never get around to taking the test?

I stepped on a nail, once, does that count as a piercing?

KRISTIN said...

LOL @ Chris again.

*I have a mobile phone (everyone in Estonia has one, pensioners and infants included)
*I have earrings - so I guess it counts for piercing
*And I have a T-shirt with the face of an anonymous dirty old man on it and he says "THANK GOD FOR ALL THOSE LITTLE GIRLS" - I have worn this shirt to rags actually :D